cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

(Source: shadzu)

• Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.
• Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.
• Tumblr: DON'T CHA
• Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
• Tumblr: DON'T CHA

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft)

• boy:
• girl:
• the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
• love does not exist
• you're going to die some day

moriartyyy:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr.

that’s weird.